New Canadian “Ministry of Bribes and Corruption” in the Works

OTTAWA and AZERBAIJAN — The Liberal Government of Canada, in Azerbaijan for a climate and gender studies summit, has announced that a new government ministry will be launched this summer. The ministry is said...

BC to Ship Oil From Iran and Venezuela to Avoid “Right-Wing Alberta Cowboys”

CARACUS — The government of British Columbia will overstep private enterprise and buy oil and gas directly from the governments of Iran and Venezuela, beginning this summer. This, to avoid any clash with "the...

NDP Govt Red-Faced After Boomerang Hits Them In Butt

VICTORIA — The NDP government of British Columbia is embroiled in what they admit is a "shockingly embarrassing situation," just two years into their regime, according to sources. "This is like a boomerang hitting...

“Green” Left-Wing Vancouver to Ban All Cruise Ships, Air Travel, Cars

VANCOUVER — The city that was until now known as a tourist and cruise ship Mecca will move to ban all cruise ships and aircraft, in addition to the common automobile, this summer. This...

News Media Catches New Alberta Conservative Premier Giving Nazi Salute

SHANGHAI, CHINA — Canada's news media journalists union, in China for an organizational meeting with Chinese officials, are said to be on full alert and on the lookout for any signs of the new...

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Alberta leftists stunned that raising taxes, regulations, size of gov, all failed to win...

CALGARY — Left-wing voters in Alberta, including socialists, liberals, progressives, feminists, social justice warriors, Marxists, communists, Maoists, and sundry fascists, voiced their shock and...

Alberta NDP Promises Free Oil And More If Elected

CALGARY — In a last ditch bid to woo voters, Alberta NDP leader Rachel Notley has thrown a political "hail Mary," which she dubbed...

Liberals Study Possible Uses Of Black Holes

OTTAWA — The Liberal Party of Canada and its news division, the state-owned CBC, have begun official inquiries into novel uses of the recently...

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Trudeau To Start New Ministry of Truth & Not-Lying

OTTAWA — On the heels of Justin Trudeau's threat to sue Conservative leader Andrew Scheer for "lying" about him and his Liberal Party's SNC-Lavalin...

Gov that charges 50% tax on gasoline now shocked at gas price; blames business

VICTORIA — After hiking gas taxes yet again on April 1st, which some thought must certainly be an April Fool's joke given that the...

Police On Lookout For Conservative Leader Andrew Scheer

REGINA — Canada's Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) have reportedly issued a coast-to-coast-to-coast all points bulletin in their effort to locate Conservative Party leader...

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