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Trudeau gov declares “climate emergency”; hires jet for caucus romp to sunnier ways in...

OTTAWA — Amidst the backlash from their newly declared "climate emergency" and their simultaneous approval of an oil pipeline, the Trudeau Liberals have hired a private jet to whisk them to sunnier ways in...

Conservative Lisa Raitt Renounces Freedom and Capitalism After Leftist Scolding

OTTAWA — After a backlash from left-wing groups who may or may not be popular amongst the cools, Conservative MP Lisa Raitt yesterday quickly deleted a tweet in which she dared express her support...

Gov to mandate the next thing that’s already happening anyway

VICTORIA — BC's NDP government is set to announce a series of new government mandates that will be imposed on British Columbians in the coming years. First up is a new law requiring new car...

New Canadian “Ministry of Bribes and Corruption” in the Works

OTTAWA and AZERBAIJAN — The Liberal Government of Canada, in Azerbaijan for a climate and gender studies summit, has announced that a new government ministry will be launched this summer. The ministry is said...

BC to Ship Oil From Iran and Venezuela to Avoid “Right-Wing Alberta Cowboys”

CARACUS — The government of British Columbia will overstep private enterprise and buy oil and gas directly from the governments of Iran and Venezuela, beginning this summer. This, to avoid any clash with "the...

NDP Govt Red-Faced After Boomerang Hits Them In Butt

VICTORIA — The NDP government of British Columbia is embroiled in what they admit is a "shockingly embarrassing situation," just two years into their regime, according to sources. "This is like a boomerang hitting...

“Green” Left-Wing Vancouver to Ban All Cruise Ships, Air Travel, Cars

VANCOUVER — The city that was until now known as a tourist and cruise ship Mecca will move to ban all cruise ships and aircraft, in addition to the common automobile, this summer. This...

News Media Catches New Alberta Conservative Premier Giving Nazi Salute

SHANGHAI, CHINA — Canada's news media journalists union, in China for an organizational meeting with Chinese officials, are said to be on full alert and on the lookout for any signs of the new...

Alberta leftists stunned that raising taxes, regulations, size of gov, all failed to win...

CALGARY — Left-wing voters in Alberta, including socialists, liberals, progressives, feminists, social justice warriors, Marxists, communists, Maoists, and sundry fascists, voiced their shock and dismay to receptive national and local media reporters, who assembled...

Alberta NDP Promises Free Oil And More If Elected

CALGARY — In a last ditch bid to woo voters, Alberta NDP leader Rachel Notley has thrown a political "hail Mary," which she dubbed a "hail Notley," promising free oil to every Albertan, "and...

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