Facebook To Become A Suppository To Recover From Ass-Kicking

MENLO PARK, CALIFORNIA—Facebook will reportedly acquire drug maker Zillius for $196 billion on Tuesday in order to quickly develop Facebook into a capsule that...

Waiters Asked To Stop Asking If They Can “Grab” Something For Customers

CLEVELAND, OHIO—Citing a record 85,000 comment cards being submitted to restaurants from around North America, restaurant and cafe owners have finally begun asking their...

Facebook Data Scandal: Will Hold Meeting!

MENLO PARK, CALIFORNIA—Facebook is apparently prepared to pull out all the stops to fend off criticism growing in "social media" this week over one...
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Negative Much?

New York, NY—We've heard of being contrarian, and I've heard of being negative, but this takes the cake. So they advocate that if things are...

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