News Media Catches New Alberta Conservative Premier Giving Nazi Salute

SHANGHAI, CHINA — Canada's news media journalists union, in China for an organizational meeting with Chinese officials, are said to be on full alert...

Trudeau To Start New Ministry of Truth & Not-Lying

OTTAWA — On the heels of Justin Trudeau's threat to sue Conservative leader Andrew Scheer for "lying" about him and his Liberal Party's SNC-Lavalin...

Gov that charges 50% tax on gasoline now shocked at gas price; blames business

VICTORIA — After hiking gas taxes yet again on April 1st, which some thought must certainly be an April Fool's joke given that the...

Trudeau said to be readying a true sentence

PAPINEAU, QUEBEC —  Officials speaking for Prime Minister Trudeau, without any interference from him, his staff, nor any civil servants, have told Newsquips that...

Washington Post Under Fire For “Christ-y” Photo of Marathon Winner

WASHINGTON, DC—The venerable Washington Post newspaper is under fire from atheists and agnostics as well as several congressional Democrats for posting a giant "Christ-y"...

“Sunny Ways” Leads To Accusations by Woman Named “Sunny Tummy”

VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA—Reports obtained exclusively by Newsquips' Vancouver bureau indicate that a woman from that rainy city going by the somewhat ironic moniker "Sunny...

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