Trudeau gov declares “climate emergency”; hires jet for caucus romp to sunnier ways in...
OTTAWA — Amidst the backlash from their newly declared "climate emergency" and their simultaneous approval of an oil pipeline, the Trudeau Liberals have hired...
News Media Catches New Alberta Conservative Premier Giving Nazi Salute
SHANGHAI, CHINA — Canada's news media journalists union, in China for an organizational meeting with Chinese officials, are said to be on full alert...
Trudeau To Start New Ministry of Truth & Not-Lying
OTTAWA — On the heels of Justin Trudeau's threat to sue Conservative leader Andrew Scheer for "lying" about him and his Liberal Party's SNC-Lavalin...
Gov that charges 50% tax on gasoline now shocked at gas price; blames business
VICTORIA — After hiking gas taxes yet again on April 1st, which some thought must certainly be an April Fool's joke given that the...
Trudeau said to be readying a true sentence
PAPINEAU, QUEBEC — Officials speaking for Prime Minister Trudeau, without any interference from him, his staff, nor any civil servants, have told Newsquips that...
Washington Post Under Fire For “Christ-y” Photo of Marathon Winner
WASHINGTON, DC—The venerable Washington Post newspaper is under fire from atheists and agnostics as well as several congressional Democrats for posting a giant "Christ-y"...
“Sunny Ways” Leads To Accusations by Woman Named “Sunny Tummy”
VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA—Reports obtained exclusively by Newsquips' Vancouver bureau indicate that a woman from that rainy city going by the somewhat ironic moniker "Sunny...