Trudeau gov declares “climate emergency”; hires jet for caucus romp to sunnier ways in...

OTTAWA — Amidst the backlash from their newly declared "climate emergency" and their simultaneous approval of an oil pipeline, the Trudeau Liberals have hired...

Conservative Lisa Raitt Renounces Freedom and Capitalism After Leftist Scolding

OTTAWA — After a backlash from left-wing groups who may or may not be popular amongst the cools, Conservative MP Lisa Raitt yesterday quickly...

New Canadian “Ministry of Bribes and Corruption” in the Works

OTTAWA and AZERBAIJAN — The Liberal Government of Canada, in Azerbaijan for a climate and gender studies summit, has announced that a new government...

Alberta leftists stunned that raising taxes, regulations, size of gov, all failed to win...

CALGARY — Left-wing voters in Alberta, including socialists, liberals, progressives, feminists, social justice warriors, Marxists, communists, Maoists, and sundry fascists, voiced their shock and...

Alberta NDP Promises Free Oil And More If Elected

CALGARY — In a last ditch bid to woo voters, Alberta NDP leader Rachel Notley has thrown a political "hail Mary," which she dubbed...

Liberals Study Possible Uses Of Black Holes

OTTAWA — The Liberal Party of Canada and its news division, the state-owned CBC, have begun official inquiries into novel uses of the recently...

Trudeau To Start New Ministry of Truth & Not-Lying

OTTAWA — On the heels of Justin Trudeau's threat to sue Conservative leader Andrew Scheer for "lying" about him and his Liberal Party's SNC-Lavalin...

Gov that charges 50% tax on gasoline now shocked at gas price; blames business

VICTORIA — After hiking gas taxes yet again on April 1st, which some thought must certainly be an April Fool's joke given that the...

Police On Lookout For Conservative Leader Andrew Scheer

REGINA — Canada's Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) have reportedly issued a coast-to-coast-to-coast all points bulletin in their effort to locate Conservative Party leader...

Trudeau said to be readying a true sentence

PAPINEAU, QUEBEC —  Officials speaking for Prime Minister Trudeau, without any interference from him, his staff, nor any civil servants, have told Newsquips that...

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