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Trudeau To Start New Ministry of Truth & Not-Lying

OTTAWA — On the heels of Justin Trudeau's threat to sue Conservative leader Andrew Scheer for "lying" about him and his Liberal Party's SNC-Lavalin...

Asked for Remembrance Day Comment, Trudeau Says He Will Apologize for Carbon

OTTAWA – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau will apologize to veterans on Remembrance Day for forcing them, "especially tank drivers," he said, "to spew all manner...

CBC News To Run In 2019 Election

TORONTO, ONTARIO—Newsquips has learned that workers at Canada's state-owned CBC, specifically its "News" division, have decided to stop pretending to be a news outfit...

Trudeau to style hair into an “Afro” for trip to Africa

OTTAWA, ONTARIO —Sources tell NewsQuips that Canada's prime minister Justin Trudeau will embark on a trip to the African continent next month. We're told...

BC’s NDP Premier To Ban All Sewer Pipelines

VICTORIA, BRITISH COLUMBIA—It what is being described as the next logical step to his NDP government's banning of oil and gas pipelines in BC,...

CBC To Start New All-Pot Channel & Website

OTTAWA – Officials at the state-owned CBC have revealed to Newsquips that progress is already well under way on creating a new TV channel and...

Alberta NDP Raising Wages to $197 Per Hour by 2020

CALGARY, ALBERTA—The NDP premier Rachel Notley is apparently planning to live-up to her campaign promise to raise the minimum wage to $15, according to...

Alberta NDP Promises Free Oil And More If Elected

CALGARY — In a last ditch bid to woo voters, Alberta NDP leader Rachel Notley has thrown a political "hail Mary," which she dubbed...

Trudeau said to be readying a true sentence

PAPINEAU, QUEBEC —  Officials speaking for Prime Minister Trudeau, without any interference from him, his staff, nor any civil servants, have told Newsquips that...

Conservative Lisa Raitt Renounces Freedom and Capitalism After Leftist Scolding

OTTAWA — After a backlash from left-wing groups who may or may not be popular amongst the cools, Conservative MP Lisa Raitt yesterday quickly...

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