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Trudeau Told By Aides To Not Wear Pajamas To Office

OTTAWA, ONTARIO—Aides to Liberal Prime Minister Justin Trudeau have reported to Newsquips that they have spoken to the prime minister about his habit of...

CBC News To Run In 2019 Election

TORONTO, ONTARIO—Newsquips has learned that workers at Canada's state-owned CBC, specifically its "News" division, have decided to stop pretending to be a news outfit...

Liberals To Invoke Trendy “Heart” Symbol As Canada’s New National Symbol

QUEBEC CITY, QUEBEC—Newsquips has verified a report out of Liberal Party headquarters which seems to indicate an impending new "national symbol" for Canada. Canada's symbol,...

Trudeau to style hair into an “Afro” for trip to Africa

OTTAWA, ONTARIO —Sources tell NewsQuips that Canada's prime minister Justin Trudeau will embark on a trip to the African continent next month. We're told...

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