Liberals Study Possible Uses Of Black Holes

OTTAWA — The Liberal Party of Canada and its news division, the state-owned CBC, have begun official inquiries into novel uses of the recently...

LONDON TO BAN KNIVES, SCISSORS, STICKS, STONES, CARS, PLANES, CRICKET BATS, AND OVERDONE BANGERS...

LONDON, ENGLAND—If London's strict gun control hasn't worked to stop all the knife murders -- now numbering more than all the mostly gun-related murders...

Science Guy (Presumably) Walks From LA To Ottawa To End Canada

LOS ANGELES, CA—After a disastrous, globally mocked trip to India, Canada's prime namaste-er Justin Trudeau returned to Ottawa only to be scolded by Bill ("The Science...

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