SHANGHAI, CHINA — Canada’s news media journalists union, in China for an organizational meeting with Chinese officials, are said to be on full alert and on the lookout for any signs of the new Alberta Conservative Premier Jason Kenney being a “Nazi” or a “Fascist.”

Already the media have captured him in what they are calling a “Hitler pose with his hand all like Hitler.” Several outlets are working on other stories describing Kenney as “a racist” and that he “hates women and LGBTQ2 and gays.” Newsquips has been unable to confirm any of these media reports, despite our investigative questioning of over 5,468 experts.

One news anchor told Newsquips, “he’s a conservative and so we have to be vigilant. Also, Russian collusion is obviously a possible story here, in addition to gang rape.”

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